绝世好丈夫|The Perfect Husband
有几个男人在高尔夫俱乐部的更衣室里，这时长凳上的一个电话响了，有个男人就腾出手来去接电话。房间里的其他人都停下来听他讲电话了。
那个人说：“你好！”接着传来一个女人的声音，她说：“亲爱的，是我。你在俱乐部里吗?”
那个男人回答：“是的。”
女的就说：“我在购物广场，我惊奇的发现这儿的一件皮大衣只要1000法郎好了。我把它买下来可不可以啊？”
那个男人就说了：“可以啊，如果你很喜欢的话.”
那个女人又说：“我在默西迪丝专卖那儿停下脚步看了一下2005年的新款，然后就被其中的一款给吸引住了，我真的好喜欢的。”
那个男人就问了：“要价多少啊？”
女人回答：“70000法郎。”
男人就说了：“行啊，但是这个价我要拿到所有相关的更换零部件。”
女人兴奋的说：“太好了，噢，对了，还有一件事噢，就是那栋我去年看中的房子，现在回落了。只要950000好了。”
男人就说了：“好啊，那你和他们讨价900000看，他们应该可以接受了。如果不的话，我们就再加50000，这真的很划算。”
女的说：“好的，待会儿见咯！我好爱你啊！拜拜。”
男的说：“拜，我也好爱你的。”
那个男人挂断电话后，房间里的其他男人都目瞪口呆地盯着他看，。。。
他随即一笑，问道：“有人知道这个电话是谁的吗？”
哇哈哈哈。。。
原文：The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only ￡1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, Go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “￡70,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking ￡950,000″
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..
He smiles and asks: “Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?”
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