Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in thewest of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night,Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there inattendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saintsbe praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait aminute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the nextchild. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.
"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
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