A Catholic was explaining to a Unitarian Universalist friend how dogma was formulated in the Catholic Church. "First it is debated by the Church authorities. Then, when the debate is ended, whatever was decided upon is declared dogma by the Pope."
"It's pretty much the same with us," said the Unitarian Universalist.
"I thought you didn't have dogma?"
"That's because no debate among Unitarian Universalists ever ends!"